In phonics we have been studying the 'ie' sound. This week we are going to do our sound text in a slightly different way. Try to write a funny verse using as many 'ie' sound words as you can. Remember the 'ie' sound can be made in a number of ways and try to use as many different ways as you can. This week's word list and scaffold text will help you. Don't worry if your verse doesn't rhyme- some of the best verses don't.
Post your funny verse as a comment.
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FEAR-FLY
ReplyDeleteIf I was a fly
I don't suppose
I'd want to land
On someones nose
A nose is meant
To run or drip
And not used as
A landing strip.
I'd never land
Upon an ear
You never know
What you might hear.
Never land on
A sailor's belly,
That's how we lost
Auntie Nelly.
The most dnagerouse place
To land I know
Is either Gatwick
Or Heathrow.
By Spike Milligan
Kite
ReplyDeleteOnce when I was flying a kite I thought to myself I might just might go to the Isles of man. So I got on a bike and then a boat for I was to small to drive a car.So I flew my kite at the highest hill which eas near a mill . The kite flew while the wind blew me and the kite over the sea all the way home.
The End
A silly guy.
ReplyDeleteOnce there was a silly guy,
And for his pet he had a fly.
For his dinner he had a lime pie.
My oh my what a silly guy.
THE FLYING BIKE.
ReplyDeleteIt is a delight
to ride a bike
through the
moonlight sky.
If only you
could see the
sight above
the bright
city streets.
The lights,
the fright
at such a
height is the
ideal way to
escape the quiet
sleeping city
below.
At the end
of night you
fly back down
excited about
the next night.
BY RACHEL
WALKER
I had to decide
ReplyDeleteIf I would deny that,
I didn't buy a crocodile.
I told my mum
It was not worthwhile,
To buy a reptile I sighed.
For the next moment
I was silent,
I had an idea
To make my crocodile disapear
Then I"ll make it reapear.
sly fly.
ReplyDeleteonce there was a fly
and he was very sly
and when he flew by
the flys started to cry.
so once he went by and they didn't cry
and he sighed and that was the end of the sly fly.
by Chloe Herron
One day I went to the zoo,
ReplyDeletewe saw a crocodile which
my silly grampa said was a reptile
it was so silent when it moved
that I had a idea.
I thought I could tip my grampa
over the wall which was at a great
height.
He was quite cross and could not
decide what to do with me and
called me a wee parasite which
was not an ideal thing to say.
Then I called him a clamit.
THE END by Ryan Jenks or you
call me Mr silly story maker
AUNTIE JEANNIE
ReplyDeleteAuntie Jeannie from Sheffield,
Was petrified to see a Zombie,
Overcome with grief she cried,
Running to the battlfield,
Lifting her enormous pie,
She flung it in his face,
The Zombie thought, "what an awful disgrace".
Auntie Jeannie from Sheffield.
Watched as he disappeared,
The Zombie turned from red to white
This really was an awful sight.
My frind maread a bride cald piglit she use,s a shield to protect her self.
ReplyDeletePING-PONG-BONG
ReplyDeletePing Pong had a
very silly bong
It had a bat
to hit it and
it was quite light
and went a height.
One day a crocodile
came and ate poor
Ping-Pong.
But Mr.Croc didn't
like Pong because
he was to strong.
Then a reptile ate
Ping so he spat Ping
out and he landed
on a python."It was
worthwhile." Ping sighed
I could have died.
crocodile
ReplyDeleteThere is a crocdile
CRO-O-O-DILE
And a very big
RE-EP-T-I-ILE
And there is a funny
P-Y-TH-O-ON
I say I say lets go that
DI-I-RE-REC-T-ION
That way is not
WOR-OR-TH-WH-ILE
That big
CROC-OOOO-DILE
Is coming lets go up that
HI-I-GH
Tree
Butterfly
ReplyDeleteIf I was a butterfly I would fly across the sky.
If I were a butterfly I would stay out of a crocodiles way.
If I were a butterfly I`d be a very good judge. I can imagine me on strictly or mabey even X factor.
If I were a butterfly I would have lots of style .I would be very beautiful.
If I were a butterfly I would have an idea of what direction to go so that I wouldn`t run into any reptiles.
If I were a butterfly I`d be very clever .I can imagine myself helping a scientist.
And if I were a butterfly I would twirl and twirl and twirl.
one day there was a fly,
ReplyDeletewho was so sly,
he did not cry,
he was a flier night fly,
one day he could not fly,
and he wondered why,
he started to cry,
he had an idea,
but he didnt want to try,
his idea was to hitch,
a ride on other flies going in his direction,
this didnt work as flies knew of his slyness,
he became very silent,
because he could not fly,
he had to hitch a ride in order to fly,
on a crocodile,
which as we know is not a good idea,
but this crocodile was sly aswell,
planning his next meaty snack,
the fly was no where to be seen,
the fly could now fly,
but in the reptiles tummy,
the fly did not realise where he was,
he thought it was night time,
having a snack of leftovers.
The parasite said to the python, "Will you be my bride?"
ReplyDeleteThe python answered, "Mr.Crocodile has more style."
"I am a reptile I cannot deny,"
snapped the crocodile, "So I dont qualify!"
"I can't quite decide," cried the parasite. "I have an idea, but not an insight, so I think I should leave you both for a while."
Then she left them with a sneaky smile!
I saw a baby it is a funny baby she is a cute baby
ReplyDeleteand once she did a turned over and crawled away
and she standed up.
THE END.