Most of you are going to the Friends of King's Park disco this week. Check out the link below to get some disco jokes that will keep you and your friends laughing.
mom wheres the galaxy? in the fridge . wheres the fridge? in the house. wheres tthe house? in the street. wheres the street? in the road. wheres the road? in the countrie . wheres the country? in the world . wheres the world? in the univurs. wheres the univers? in the galaxy. wheres the galaxy? IN THE FRIDGE . I ALLREADY TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!
There was two man on a plane called Bill and Bob Bob said we were best friends for ever so we wont fall out bill said but if you open the door we will.
Delivery man breaks down on M4 so he flags down Paddy. He says to him, "I've got six monkeys in the back." "I'll give you £100 if you take them to Bristol zoo for me." Paddy agrees. Two hours later he sees Paddy driving the opposite way, with the monkeys still in the back! He flags him down and shouts across, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo? Paddy says, I did, but I had £30 left so I'm taking them to the pictures now. HA HA HA.
Why do elephants all have grey trunks.
ReplyDeleteBecause they`re all on the same swimming team.
ReplyDeletewhat animals are poor dancers? four legged ones because they have 2 left feet
ReplyDeletewhy did the sceleten not go to the dance? because he had no body to go with
ReplyDeleteWhat goes Moo-Chew-Pop!Moo-chew-POp!
ReplyDeletewhere do fortune tellers go to dance? at the crystil ball
ReplyDeleteA cow eating bubblegum!
ReplyDeleteA boy swallowed a pound and went to the Doctors the Doctor said come back in a week, he went back in a week and there was still no change. HA HA HA.
ReplyDeleteWhy was Cinderella no good at football? She always
ran away from the ball. HA HA HA.
What do drivers say when they drive over biscuits? Oh crumbs. HA HA HA.
What songs do the planets like to sing? Nep-tunes.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a space ship with a faulty air-conditioning unit? A frying saucer.
ReplyDeleteHow many balls of string does it take to reach the moon? 1 if it's long enough.
What followed the alien? It's tail.
How are you,s doing p6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhat do cars do at the disco? brake dance.
ReplyDeletemom wheres the galaxy? in the fridge . wheres the fridge? in the house. wheres tthe house? in the street. wheres the street? in the road. wheres the road? in the countrie . wheres the country? in the world . wheres the world? in the univurs. wheres the univers? in the galaxy. wheres the galaxy? IN THE FRIDGE . I ALLREADY TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere was two man on a plane called Bill and Bob Bob said we were best friends for ever so we wont fall out bill said but if you open the door we will.
ReplyDeleteWhy do golfers carry a spare sock?
ReplyDeleteBecause they might have a hole in one.
ReplyDeleteknock knock who,s there fillis fillis who fillis a glass of water!
ReplyDeleteDelivery man breaks down on M4 so he flags down Paddy. He says to him, "I've got six monkeys in the back." "I'll give you £100 if you take them to Bristol zoo for me." Paddy agrees. Two hours later he sees Paddy driving the opposite way, with the monkeys still in the back! He flags him down and shouts across, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo? Paddy says, I did, but I had £30 left so I'm taking them to the pictures now. HA HA HA.
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